diamonds on the soles of her shoes

that's one way to lose this walking blues

-sigh-

people bother me sometimes. that is all.

puttingthesuntoshame asked: I'm STILL getting hate about this whole thing with Joe. I'm not saying it's definitely you; however, you are the one who started sending me shit about it. Before that, I wasn't getting any. So here's the deal: if I find out that it's you sending me hate, I will print out screenshots of what you've been saying and what you've sent previously. I will show the cops AND send them to BU. I'm sure they'll just love seeing those. Because that's some really mature, college, grown up kind of stuff, yes?

dude i only sent that one anonymously and then told you it was me. i doubt my school or the lovely local law officials could blame me for other people wanting to put in their two cents, too though. so sorry to reject your threat here, but it wasn’t me…. i don’t really care anymore…. totes awk.

  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe

Avengers pick up lines:

  • Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
  • Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
  • Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
  • Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
  • Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.